This is the first chapter of the series and it may have just been the most revised one of the bunch. Originally, Del-Ray filled this chapter with dirty jokes and changed dialogue to set up puns. There are a few inconsistencies, such as saying Negi would be turned into a hamster rather than ermine, Asuna "chucking rocks" as she's clearly seen breaking part an eraser, and it seems like they thought Anya was Negi's sister.
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Original Version:
When I call your name, my sorcerous graduates…
Take your mystic diploma that will dictate your career.
And remember: a charmed life is a happy life.
Negi Springfield! Your diploma!
Yes sir!
I’m to be a fortune teller in London.
How about you, Negi?
Where is your training assignment?
It’s about to show up now.
Huh...
Oh, no way!
Let’s see...
You’re going to be…
...
...
MAAAAGUSSS!!!
Magus! Negi’s diploma says he’s to be-
A teacher. Yes, I know.
But he’s only ten! This has to be some kind of mistake!
Besides, he’s just a shrimp! And a space cadet!
The diploma has spoken.
Not even I, the magus, can say otherwise,
Dedicate yourself, Negi.
Japan’s youth is counting on you.
O-oh…
Si-sister.
Worry not. An old friend of mine runs the school.
He, and your heart, will guide you.
I have every confidence.
...
Yes sir!
I will!
Where the heck is track one?!?
Never seen so many girls! Dunno where to look first.
Hunh. If my sister were here, she’d probably say…
You must be kind to girls.
Okay, Sister.
Whoa! Bumpy ride!
S’matter, shrimp? Not used to trains?
Be nice for once. !?
Tee hee
You should have gotten off last stop.
Have you ever? Gotten off, I mean?
I… I’m not sure what you…
Muh… A-ah… Ah…
AHCHOO!
ACKKK!
What th--?!
Oops…
Where’d that breeze come from?
A dirty mind, I’m thinking.
Next stop, Mahora Academy Central Station.
Hey, we’re here.
Bye, honey! Enjoy your future rides! ♥
Huh?
Stop teasing him!
Ignore her!
She’s a dope!
Welcome back, students! Counseling committee has declared this punctuality week! Ten minutes until first bell! Lateness will not be tolerated!
Move! Move!!
Gimme a yakisoba roll!
All yours.
We’re late.
Hurry.
Hurry.
Anyone late this week will receive a yellow card, so we urge you to be at school as early as possible…
Excuse me! Could someone tell me where the -
Hurry!
We’re late. We’re late.
So this is what Japanese schools are like?
Late--
Oh no. I’ll be late.
I can’t be late on the very first day!
This is nuts! We can’t greet this new teacher..
And make it to class at the same time!
Why is the Dean making you do this, anyway?
‘Cause I’m his granddaughter.
Well, if this new teacher is your gramp’s pal, he must be an old fart.
Maybe not. Your horoscope says you’ll have a fateful encounter today.
No, really!?
It’s right here, Asuna.
It also says if you speak your love’s name five times and bark, he’s yours.
No, ‘cause you’re so gullible. I made it up, cheese head.
Konoka!!
What, can’t you take a joke?
Oh, I’ll take more than th-
Huh?
Sorry to butt in…
...I just thought you should know, you’ll be heartbroken.
Huh...
Of all the…
...Heartbroken?
How’d you like to be broken?!
Nuh-nuh-not so much!
It’s just that, I’m kind of psychic, and your future-
Your future’s looking pretty short! Like you!
I was just trying to help! To warn you-!
Is that a threat?!
C’mon, Asuna. He’s just a kid, for crying out loud.
He’s so cute. ♡
Crying out loud! There’s an idea!
Aiee
Take back what you said, twerp!
Argh
Aieee
So how’d that anger management class work out, Asuna?
Look kid: you got off at the wrong stop. This is Mahora School District. It’s all girl’s, okay?
The elementary school’s one stop back.
Right. Now apologize…
If you do, I’ll put you in the train instead of under it.
I… just have to ask…
Are all Japanese girls this cranky. Or do you just have really serious issues?
Ohhh, this won’t end well…
That’s it! You little-!!
Okay! Okay! I’m sorry!!
Well, well, Asuna!
Making friends again, I s-
Negi?! Is that you?!
“Negi!?” Who’s-?
Small world!
Ta-Takahata-sensei!?
I...I didn’t…. Uh… he….
Morning, Tak--
Takamichi! You nut! How’s it goin’?
“You nut?!”
Where- How- Who-?
I see the welcoming committee found you.
Glad to have you aboard.
“Negi-sensei.” Who’d’ve thought?
Did.. did he….
...just call you…?
...
Negi-sensei? Why… yes.
My name is Negi Springfield…
...I’m your new English professor.
I’ll-
-kill him.
What kind of stupid joke is this!
You’re just a little brat.
That’s “Brat-sensei”... Uh, I mean-
Calm down, Asuna, He’s brighter than he appears.
He’d have to be, wouldn’t he!
You’ll find out yourself, since he’s taking over my class.
Wai- What?
You’re not serious, Takahata-sensei! If… If he replaced you, it would…
Break your heart?
Yes! Break my- Hey!
Shut up! Who asked you!!!
Of all the unfair, unreasonable… You nit! You nothing! You-
I think I’m allergic to criticism.
Hm…
Ahchoo
What!?
Uh…
Oops.
Bear panties…
Wool bear panties.
...
Has this whole school gone mental?!?
Headmaster, please…
Tell me this a mistake. Or a joke.
If you wish, but it would be lying. So, “Professor”...
...your teaching post…
Should be quite a challenge in your training, eh?
Yes, sir.
I’ll do my best, sir.
?
Training?
Do better than that.
Yes sir.
You’ll student teach until March…
By the way, my granddaughter is available….
...if you require a girlfriend.
Thanks loads, Grandpa.
Hold on here.
Hellooo! This is me, still not buying a kid for a teacher!
It’s… It’s totally unacceptable!!!
It is not for you to accept, Asuna…
...but for me to. And I do….
...for now. But Negi, if you fail your training…
...there will be no second chances, clear?
Crystal, sir. If I fail…
...except...I won’t. That’s all. I won’t fail.
Ha! Just what I wished to hear.
We’ll start you off today.
Your advisor will be Shizuna-sensei.
Shizuna-kun! Are you there?
Yes sir.
Woomf
Hello. You must be the famed Negi.
Shizuna has been kept abreast of the situation.
I bet.
So… Any questions?
Can I…
...have a cookie?
Oh, yes, one more thing.
Konoka, Asuna-chan: we’re short on space. So Negi-kun will bunk in with you for now.
Ugh
Huh?!
That’s fine.
We’re supposed to learn from him and wet nurse him!? This is-
Aw, he’d be like a kid brother.
How’s that a good thing?!
It’s settled.
He’s so… I dunno… weird.
Is something wrong…?
You’ll be on the couch, little creep…
No bed sharing! You got that? None?
Asuna, you’re scaring him!
Good!
Uh boy.
Nice girl… for a psycho.
You’ll get used to her. We all did.
Here’s your student list.
Oh thank you.
Are you worried about your class?
Depends. Are they all like Asuna?
No! Well… A few. Go on in.
…!
Wow.
I want one.
One, all right.
Good morning.
Your hair!
You like?
Gorgeous…
I’m counting on you.
All right.
Hm…
Not again.
Don’t you want one, Kugimi?
Stop calling me that.
Hee hee
Tee hee
And check out this lens!
Guess size does matter.
Those are…
...my students. I’m out of my league. Or my mind.
So… The students. Names, hobbies…
Wow…
How will I remember all this?!
Good luck with their names.
No kidding.
How can I get them to take me seriously as a teacher?
Asuna already hates me.
She said that!? No way!
Yes way, Natsumi!
I think I’m gonna puke… Stomach’s all knots
But if I quit now… I’ll let down everyone…!
Anya… My sister… I’m scared.
I wish you well, Negi.
Work hard.
… …
Hey.
And so... it begins.
Hello-
Huh? That noise-
Woop...
Whoa…
Oh great, of all the…
Oh my.
I’d heard girls were clever.
An eraser on the head isn’t very original...
Humph!!
Huh!
Aieeeee!
Oof
Negi… Get up.
Had enough?
Hey…
Now that’s…
...original.
It is a kid!
Nah! Must be a midget!
You okay, kid?
We thought you were our new teacher.
Actually, he is your new teacher.
Take your seats while the professor introduces himself.
Go ahead.
You mean me?
Yes, well…
U-Uh…
I…
My name is Negi Springfield. I’ll be your English instructor for the third semester. And I, uh…
I look forward to teaching you all I can.
… …
Isn’t he adorable!
Aieeeeee ♥
How old are you-!?
Well… Ten…
Do you have a girlfriend?
Where are you from?
Wales.
Did you say “Whales?”
Your mom’s a whale?
Yes, tha- No!
This a joke, right?
And again: no.
He’s really our teacher?
This little cupcake?
More like just desserts, actually.
That’s why he’s so sweet.
You must be really intelligent!
You’d think that, wouldn’t you.
Say something smart!
C’mon!
Don’t make us beg, Cupcake.
Aargh
Language skills are the only thing I’m actually good at. College level.
But I’ve no words to get them off me.
Enough, ladies. He’s your teacher.
He should be respected, not pawed.
Now back off.
Mh’hm.
Ohhh, Asuna’s pissed.
Ouch, Babe.
Asuna, what-?
That eraser floated before it hit you!
What “weird” thing did you do to it?
Moi?...
Save you fancy Greek words!
Aw, Asuna, c’mon!
You heard Shizuna!
Don’t make him cry for Mommy!
Is class over yet?
AKKKKK
Whoaaaaaaaa!!! Everybody just whoa!
Just rein it in, people.
Ease up the stirrups before you bust our little bronco.
Put him down, Asuna-san.
You want to embarrass yourself?
Do it on your own time. But don’t drag this class down with you.
Save your yakking, Ayaka.
I hear Negi-sensei is an oxford educated genius.
That makes him more qualified than anything here…
...especially you. Now please, Professor…. Continue your remarks.
Uh…
Thanks…. Ayaka.
Ayaka-san’s got her class rep goody-goody act down pat.
It’s no act.
Being a “goody-goody” comes natural to me, that’s all.
Heh. Here I thought…
...what’s so natural about being into little boys?
Say...what?
Someone who’s into senior citizens doesn’t get to-
Senior citizens?!
Takahata-sensei’s ancient! He’s like, thirty!
You shut up about him right now!
Ohhh, this is not going well. Shizuna will write me up...I’llbe fired, I….
Settle down!
Twenty on Ayaka!!
Go Asuna!
Ladies!
All right, everyone, enough fun. Education awaits you.
“Fun?”
Sheesh.
Negi-sensei? They’re all yours.
Ye-yes Ma’am.
...
Have to focus on not letting my sister, Anya, down…
All right, ladies. Turn to page 128 in...
Uh…
Nuts.
A little help, please?
Little is right!
Perhaps this footstool, sir?
Yes, thank you, Ayaka.
Now we can all see what you write.
That was my plan…
...yeah.
He’s so cute <3
…
He can fool the others, but not me.
Once I prove he’s a weirdo…
...he’s toast.
OW!!
?
?
C’mon. Float it, like the eraser.
Asuna! Knock it off!
I’m trying to.
Ow.
Oww!!
Problem, sir?
Well, either you people have really hard mosquitos…
She’s chucking rocks.
You mean Asuna-san?
Keep an eye on her.
Why is she-?
Girl’s got more issues than the Japan times. Dropped on the head as a baby…
...repeatedly. Plus, she watches a lot of TV. All that sex, violence…
Oh! Well, uh…
Say no more.
ARGH
AARRGH
Oh darn… Class is over…
Hmm. I used all my rocks and he didn’t stop a single one.
Don’t worry. You can get more rocks… From your head.
C’mon! I gotta pick something up.
Fine, whatever.
How went your first class, Negi-sensei?
Not… exactly as I’d hoped, Takamichi. It was-
He-hello, Takahata-sensei!
Negi-sensei, thanks again for teaching us! I just love this guy, Takahata-sensei.
Uh… Thanks?
Mmmhmmm.
It’s nice to know you’re there providing support for him, Asuna. I appreciate it.
Just happy to be noticed…
Takahata-sensei. <3
Sooo… Got a yen for Takamichi, huh?
Oh, zip it.
It’s so unfair. You’re his pal, and I’m…
Oh, forget it. But if you say one word to him about it…
...next time, it’ll be bricks, not rocks.
Don’t let her get to you.
Asuna! Over here!
Man, I thought the day would never end.
Hey, kid! Get our ball, would you?
That “kid” is the new teacher!
Sh’right.
“Sh’right” indeed.
The only upside is tomorrow can’t be worse.
Least-ways I hope so.
And that Asuna! What a nightmare!
Wonder what her deal is.
Check the planner…
Asuna Kagurazaka. “Art club.” Not much here.
How am I supposed to bunk at her place?
She’d likely smother me in my sleep.
She’s made life hell for me.
Tee hee
There. Returned the favor.
Hm?
Now that’s…
Student number 27, Nodoka Miyazaki-san…
She looks too loaded down. She could-
Ahhhh!!
I knew it!
...hm?
What’s the brat do-?
AIEEEE!
Gotcha!!
UNNNFFF!
You all right, Nodoka-san…? You almost hit the ground pretty-
You…
You’re…
...
Well… Heh…
Gotta go…
Ur…
Ne-
Negi...?
Hey…
You made her float! I saw it!
Th-that’s ridicu-
Float long enough to “catch” her! How?!
Urgh
You’re some kind of psychic! Or alien?
I-I’m a magician, okay?...
Either way, you’re weird!
Hey…
You’re why my dress blew off this morning!
How dare you-!
Aiee
It was an accident!
I didn’t mean for…! Please don’t tell anyone.
Anyone? I’m telling everyone!
Then I’ve got no choice.
No choice but, uh, what?
I’ll have to erase your memory!
What!?
Ancient beings, far and near, make her memory-
Now hold on!
Let’s talk this-
-disappear!!!
Aiee
!?
Uh oh.
No-
Okay, that’s not right.
So! Negi! Making friends, I see.
Hm…
Oh…
Aiee
N-
Nooooooo
I-I’m so sorry.
I guess the ancient beings don’t speak Japanese.
Memory still there, huh?
Still there?! My humiliation will be seared into my brain until I die!
Which hopefully, will be just about any time now!
Don’t say that!
You should want to live!
Aieee
I do! Long enough to see you die first!
Why are you here, anyway?!
I’m in training....
...to be a “Magister Magi”...
A what now?
It’s a sorcerous rank…
A Magister Magi is like a guardian angel, helping people and the world. In ancient times, we did so openly.
Now, we live in more “rational” times, so we’re more secretive. It’s most apparent manifestation is on the United Nations NGO…
Right now I’ve got a temporary license.
Uh huh. And if everyone know about your magic?
I… I’d be recalled… Lose my license, …
Maybe get turned into a hamster.
C’mon… Gimme a break...
A break? Sure. Which arm?
A hamster, huh.
Sounds humiliating and right now, I sure can relate to what it’s like being humiliated.
Maybe… if you really want to make up for-
I do!
Definitely!
You have to make it so I’m not “heart-broken.” So Takahata-sensei doesn’t think I’m a…
...whatever he thinks I am.
I’ll get right on it.
If not, I swear I’ll expose you in a whole different way than you did me.
I said I’m on it.
What other kind of magic do you do?
Different stuff. Mostly simple. I’m y’know, still learning.
A love potion! I could give it to-
Sorry, no…
Asuna, be mine!
Oh, Takahata-sensei! <3
Nuts! Okay-A tree that grows money, then! I’ll buy his love!
Dunno that one either.
Asuna, be mine!
Have more money
Boy, you’re not much of a magician, are you.
My grades would agree with you. Oh… I can read minds…
Now you tell me?!?!
Fantastic! You can read Takahata-sensei’s mind…
...find out his true feelings for me.
Let’s get right to it!
I just have to grab some stuff from my...
Welcome <3
Negi-sensei!!
Huh…
...room. Terrific. A surprise welcoming party.
Here’re the party snacks.
Uh… okay…
The guest of honor sits in the middle.
Thanks, girls!
Have these special meat buns!
You’re so cute! <3
Your Japanese is so good!!
I thought you lose your way…
No, just my clothes again. Don’t ask.
What a welcoming party. I guess I worried for nothing.
Umm…
Negi-sensei…
Oh…
Number 27, Nodoka Miyazaki-san, the librarian.
I’d’ve broken my neck if not for you. I wanted to thank you…
...
Here’s discount coupons from the school bookstore. It’s not much, but…
Uh, thanks.
Coupons! For Nodoka, that’s first base.
Dry up, Kakizaki!
...
And this is from me, to remember the day.
Wow! She’s giving him a bust!
What else is new?
She sees a boy and trots out her bust…
At least I keep mine covered up!
Hello Negi. Your day finally improving?
Cat fight!
Aiee aiee
I’m betting ¥100 on Ayaka
¥200 on Asuna!
True enough, Takamichi. Hello, Shizuna-sensei.
Takahata-sensei!?
Koff
Okay, this is it. If you screw this up, go buy yourself a hamster wheel. Get it?
Get it?
G-Got it.
Omnibus Version:
You will now receive your diplomas.
You’ve worked hard these past seven years.
But your real training starts now. Do not relax your efforts.
Negi Springfield-kun!
Yes, sir!
What does yours day, Negi?
I’m to be a fortune-teller in London.
Where will you be training?
It’s coming up now.
Oh…!
Well?
Hmm...
Japan?
Teacher?
EEEHHHH!?
H-Headmaster! What do you mean, he’s to be a teacher!?
Hmm… A teacher, you say...
Are you sure this isn’t some kind of mistake? He’s only ten years old! He can’t be a teacher!
Yeah! He’s a shrimp and a space cadet on his good days...
But if that is what it says on his diploma,
then that is how it is to be.
If he is to be a Magister Magi,
he has no choice but to dedicate himself to his training.
Ohh!
Ah! Onē-chan!
Hmm...
Do not worry. The headmaster of the school where you are to train is a friend of mine.
Work hard.
......
Yes!
I will!
Wow, this is incredible.
Whoa, there really are a lot of people in Japan.
And so many girls!
You must be kind to girls!
I will, Onē-chan.
Eeep!
Oh, look at that boy!
Is he from another country?
Hee hee.
Where are you going, little boy?
This train is going to the junior high.
Oh, um...
Ah… Ahhh...
AH CHOO!
KYAAA!
EEEK!
Oops…
Wh-What was that?
A whirlwind?
Next stop, Mahora Academy Central Station.
Ah, we’re here.
See you, kid ♥
Eh...?
Take care!
Oh no, we’re late!
Hurry!
Attention students, this is the Guidance Counselor Committee. This week is punctuality week, and we only have ten minutes before the first bell, so let’s hurry.
Hurry, hurry!!
Yakisoba bread, please!
Coming up!
I’m late, I’m late!
Come on, quick!
Yeah!
Anyone arriving late will be given a yellow card by the committee. Please give yourself plenty of time to get to class.
Wa-wa-wah! What in the world!? There are so many people!
Hurry!
We’re late! We’re late!
So this is a Japanese school.
I’m late.
Wah! Oh no! I’m going to be late, too!
I can’t be late on my first day!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
We were supposed to leave early today!
But hey. You’re the headmaster’s granddaughter. Why do you have to go meet the new teacher?
Sorry.
If he’s a friend of that old geezer, he’s probably an old geezer, too.
You think so? But I read your fortune and it says you’re going to have a fateful encounter today.
What? Seriously!?
See? Right here.
It also says if you chant the name of the guy you like ten times and then bark like a dog, he’s yours.