[Negi]: I see. Yes! Rastel Maskil Magister! Asuna! Oh, crum! I’m so sorry! I hope I didn’t wake you. Ow!
[Asuna]: Would you get to sleep already? You’re just a little kid and it’s way past your bedtime.
[Negi]: I am not a little kid! Now would you please give me that back?
[Asuna]: No, nerd. No more studying.
[Negi]: Asuna!
[Asuna]: Just get to bed!
[Negi]: Would you give that back to me? I’m not kidding! It’s none of your business! Give it back!
[Asuna]: I’m never going to now.
[Negi]: Would you give me my book back?
[Konoka]: Mm? Asuna, um, how come you’re naked? You’re going to catch a cold.
[Negi]: Uh, um… I’m so sorry, okay...
[Asuna]: You are so beyond dead!
[Chamo]: Gah!
<”Three Days Later”>
(Now aboard plane)
[Ayaka]: Here, Professor. Maybe this will help lift your spirits. Nothing sweeter than a fruit punch at 30,000 feet.
[Negi]: Oh, Class Representative, thank you very much but I think I’m fine.
[Ayaka]: Oh, okay, if you’re sure.
[Negi]: I am.
[Ayaka]: Just, it seems like, like something’s bothering you lately. I wish you’d tell me what’s happening. For the last three days, I’ve been worrying so much, I haven’t been able to eat anything.
[Makie]: For someone who can’t eat, you’re not losing any weight at all!
[Ayaka]: Makie!
[Fuka]: Oh, I want one of the fancy fruity drinks, too!
[Fumika]: Oh, yeah! I like all the pretty colors!
[Ayaka]: Grr... Ladies, be quiet! Excuse me, please, you’re going to have to keep it down- Honestly, what a let down! I mean, this trip was supposed to just be for Negi and me in the first place.
[Makie]: How lucky are you that Kazumi found out, right?
[Ayaka]: If it was just him and me, I know I could have totally cheered him up by now.
[Asuna]: Jerk.
[Negi]: Wah! What’s wrong?! I said I was sorry!
[Ayaka]: Okay, listen up everyone, it’s time! Go to standby!
[Class (collectively)]: --Roger! --Roger!
[Negi]: No! We can’t! I’m too young to die!
<Falling from sky>
<On island>
[Negi]: Are you alright?
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[Haruna]: This island is rad. Does this whole thing belong to the class rep?
[Yue]: Well, it doesn’t belong to her family’s business, so it seems it must be a private property. ...That’s a yes.
[Haruna]: Awesome! We should keep her around as a friend like forever.
[Yue]: Even if we have to force her!
[Nodoka]: Hey, you think Negi’s okay?
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[Ayaka]: I’m so sorry for making you wait, Professor. You’ve been down lately and I figured you could use some cheering up. So I put forth a little extra effort.
[Negi]: Huh?
[Ayaka]: Behold! So what do you think Negi? You like it?
[Negi]: Oh, well, uh... You look great. Such a good example you’re setting!
---------------- [Konoka]: Whoa, easy there.
[Asuna]: Konoka!
[Konoka]: Listen, Asuna, don’t you think maybe it’s about time you forgave poor ol’ Negi? I mean, it’s not like that was the first time he’s accidently stripped you naked and embarrassed you.
[Asuna]: That is not the issue here!
[Asuna (thought)]: “None of my business”?
[Konoka]: Asuna…
[Setsuna (thought)]: Good grief, Miss Konoka. How could you wear something so revealing?
[Konoka]: Setsuna? What is it?
[Setsuna]: Uhh?
[Konoka]: What? Is something wrong?
[Setsuna]: N-no, uh... Nothing’s the matter! No, nothing at all!
[Konoka]: Then why is your face red?
[Setsuna]: Oh, uhh.. It’s because, um… I-I’m hot, um, y-yeah… Hot. The sun’s hot and… It’s really hot out here...
[Konoka]: I get it, it’s hot.
[Setsuna]: I guess I’m just hot… Sorry...
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[Ku]: Here!
[Makie]: Ha ha!
[Chizuru]: Pass it!
[Natsumi]: Catch!
[Ako]: How you girls doing? That’s looks like fun!
[Akira]: I know, right? But not as much fun as this!
[Natsumi]: Hey, careful!
[Yuna & Misora]: Hey!
[Makie]: Oh, they’re parasailing! Cool!
[Yuna]: This is like the best freakin’ view ever!
[Misora]: Yeah, and the breeze feels amazing!
[Ayaka]: Ladies, would you be so kind as to allow us to join in?
[Haruna]: Oh, it’s Negi! You think we should go, too?
[Yue]: Definitely, we will join them!
[Haruna]: Well then, come on!
[Nodoka]: Well, alright.
[Konoka]: Asuna, why don’t we go, too?
[Asuna]: Don’t wanna.
[Konoka]: Oh, fine. How about you? You wanna go? Okay, you’re acting weird today, you know that?
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[Chizuru]: Here it comes, Negi, catch!
[Negi]: Huh?
[Girls (collectively)]: --Negi!
[Ayaka]: Oh, no! Is he hurt?
[Ayaka]: He just inhaled some water!
[Haruna]: Negi’s safe, everyone!
[Negi]: Oh, um, uh… I was wondering...
[Ayaka]: Yes?
[Chizuru]: Do you need something?
[Negi]: No, uh…Nevermind!
[Haruna]: You can’t lie to us! You’re turning beet red!
[Kaede]: It’s okay. You’re safe here.
[Negi]: It’s not quite what I was trying to say, really..
[Nodoka]: Um, girls… I think you’re smothering him...
[Girls (collectively)]: Huh? Oh…
[Haruna]: Oh, sorry for crowding you.
[Ayaka]: I’m so sorry, Professor!
[**Chizuru]: We really didn’t even notice!
[Kaede]: Obviously!
[Negi]: I should be thanking you for caring so much to run out and help me! Oh! Asuna...
[Konoka]: Hey, wait!
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[Chachamaru]: That reminds me, Master, what about the barrier?
[Evangeline]: Special dispensation.
[Chachamaru]: Yes, I see.
[Sayo]: Why is everyone giggling? Did I miss something good?
[Kazumi]: You sure did, Sayo. Yeah, so guess what? I just got a good scoop!
[Sayo]: Congratulations! You’re such a good reporter!
[Kazumi]: Thanks! Wow, I never knew ghosts wore swimsuits.
[Sayo]: Oh, it just seemed right. Does it look weird?
[Kazumi]: No way. You look cute.
[Sayo]: Thank you.
[Madoka]: Hey, what’s up?
[Kazumi]: What? Um, nothing...
[Kakizaki]: Oh, whatever. We heard what you said, Kazumi.
[Sakurako]: Yeah, so what’s the scoop?
[Kazumi]: You really wanna know? Cuz OMG, I heard from a person at the hotel that...
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[Chao]: Mm, wow! This is all just so fantastic!
[Satsuki]: The texture is quite distinctive. I wonder is there’s fruit in this.
[Chao]: It’ll go so well with these pork buns!
[Satsuki]: Yeah, I don’t know about that...
[Chao]: Yay buns!
[Satsuki]: Are we talking dessert or what?
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[Chamo]: Quit it, Zazie!
[Zazie]: Don’t worry, calm down.
[Satomi]: Coming to a beautiful place like this can Really make you feel uninhibited, don’t you think?
[Mana]: Yeah, I know, I feel like a different person out here.
[Zazie]: Whoops, my bad.
[Satomi]: Coming to a beautiful place like this can Really make you feel uninhibited, don’t you think?
[Mana]: Yeah, I know, I feel like a different person out here.
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[Fuka & Fumika]: --It’s so pretty! --It’s so pretty!
[Fuka]: Tropical fish totally rock!
[Fumika]: Yeah, they’re the prettiest things ever!
[Fuka]: Oh, look! Another one!
[Fumika]: How cool is that?
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[Chisame]: This spot will do perfectly! I’m back, big boys! It’s so great to see you! I’ve got a big secret, too! Chiu’s relaxing on a tropical island right now!
[Asuna]: Shut up about it already!
[Konoka]: Oo, ouch. You okay, Chisame?
[Chisame]: Perfect, never been better.
[Asuna]: Whatever, can we just stop talking about Negi? It’s gettin’ freakin’ old.
[Konoka]: Wait! I’ll stop...
[Chisame]: This blows. I should go somewhere else.
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[Ayaka]: So Asuna was the reason after all...
[Konoka]: Maybe, I don’t really know what it was about. They just had a fight, that’s all. Why?
[Ayaka]: Duh! Because that means if we want to cheer Professor Negi up, all we have to do is get him and Asuna to forget about their stupid fight.
[Konoka]: Yeah, I guess so. How are we gonna do that, though?
[Chizuru]: Oh, don’t you worry. You just leave that up to me, girls!
[Ayaka]: What are you doing up there?
[Chizuru]: I’m the one who made things worse when I almost drowned Negi earlier, so let me fix this.
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[Evangeline]: Kazumi, it better be out here or so help me...
[Chachamaru]: Chupacabra.
[Kazumi]: Well, the guy at the hotel said he saw it.
[Kakizaki]: Hey, aren’t chupacabras supposed to be dangerous?
[Sakurako]: I heard they suck the blood out of you just like vampires.
[Kazumi]: Oh no, they’re way worse than vampires.
[Madoka, Sakurako & Kakizaki]: --What do you mean?!
[Kazumi]: This is new, Evangeline. I never expected you to join our excursion.
[Madoka, Sakurako & Kakizaki]: --Hello?!
[Kazumi]: Do you like, like chupacabras?
[Evangeline]: Of course not, I hate them.
[Kazumi]: Huh?
[Chachamaru]: My Master finds the existence of chupacabras unforgivable.
[Evangeline]: Those disgusting vulgar creatures give us vampires a bad name. And when I find them, oh, I will destroy them.
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[Asuna]: That jerk. He’s so stupid. Your face is none of my business!
[Asuna]: What?! What is it? Did he drown again? He probably planned it so everyone would rush to save his jerk face. Ugh, what a tool.
[Konoka]: No, that’s not it! Just hurry!
[Asuna]: Huh?
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[Asuna]: Whoa! Sharks?!
[Negi]: Someone, please help! Help me!
[Asuna]: Negi!
[Chizuru]: Well, that was easy! Now, according to our plan, Asuna will save Negi and everything will be okay again, right?
[Ayaka]: Maybe so, but don’t you think the sharks were a bit much?
[Chizuru]: No way, I thought it was classy.
[Negi]: Whoa! Oh, this is precisely When I should use The martial arts I learned from Fei Ku. What? No way!
[Asuna]: Negi!
[Negi]: Asuna!
[Asuna]: Adeat!
[Ayaka]: Um, what exactly just happened?
[Chizuru]: I know, it looked like magic...
[Konoka]: Yeah, weird, huh? Real subtle, Asuna.
[Asuna]: What the hell do you think you’re doing?
[Negi]: Asuna...
[Asuna]: So, what? Do you enjoy making a fool of me? Jerk!
[Ayaka, Chizuru, & Konoka]: --Negi!
[Negi]: Asuna...
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[Madoka, Sakurako & Kakizaki]: It’s hot…
[Evangeline]: Exactly how far are we to go?
[Kazumi]: Hm… I don’t know.
[Madoka]: But you know where it was seen last, right?
[Kazumi]: I’ll bet it’ll show up if we keep walking..
[Evangeline]: What?!
[Sakurako]: You don’t know where we’re going?!
[Chachamaru]: This is truly haphazard plan.
[Kazumi]: --Is that it?!
[Chisame]: Ta-da! Rats!
[Evangeline]: What precisely are you doing?
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[Evangeline]: So I suppose it doesn’t exist after all.
[Kazumi]: It does, too, we just didn’t find it.
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[Ayaka]: You lost your glasses? Oh no!
[Konoka]: Ih, you must’ve dropped them when you were attacked by those terrible sharks
[Setsuna]: And that means… they’re in the water.
[Negi]: Those glasses were a gift.
[Negi (flashback)]: Wow! Thank you, Nekane!
[Ayaka]: Why didn’t you say something when you realized they were gone? We would have helped you look for them all day if we had to, but now it’s so dark out...
[Negi]: I’m sorry. I guess I’ve just been distracted.
[Ayaka]: I noticed.
[Konoka]: Oh, Negi...
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[Asuna]: If that’s you, Negi, go away!
[Ayaka]: Well, it’s me.
[Asuna]: Oh, then come in.
[Chamo]: Lady, there is no way I can suck on that thing…
[Negi]: Asuna
[Ayaka]: You know, you’ve always been bad at handling these delicate situations. Look at you! You’re acting all mad but you’ve probably already forgiven him, haven’t you?
[Asuna]: Um, actually, no. I’m not even close to forgiving that creep. After what he said… I promised myself that I wouldn’t.
[Ayaka]: Well, I don’t know what he said to piss you off, but you gotta remember you’re dealing with a kid.
[Asuna]: I don’t really care. That’s no excuse for what he did.
[Ayaka]: Sometimes people say the wrong things.
[Asuna]: Oh, shut up. It’s none of your business, anyway!
[Negi (in flashback)]: Would you give that back to me? I’m not kidding! It’s none of your business!
[Ayaka]: Fine, whatever, I’ll leave you alone. You can stay mad at me if you want to. I don’t have time for this. I have to get up early in the morning. I’m going to bed.
[Asuna]: Early? Why? What’s going on?
[Ayaka]: Negi lost his glasses in the water when the girls attacked him I don’t know if we’ll be able to find them, but we’re all gonna to look when the sun comes up. We won’t have a lot of time before we have to head back home, though.
[Asuna]: His glasses?
[Ayaka]: Yeah, apparently they were a gift from his big sister, so they’re pretty important to him. ...but he didn’t notice they were missing until an hour ago. I guess he was distracted by the whole you hating him thing. Poor guy. Anyway, good night.
[Asuna]: So, what is she trying to say? Like all of the sudden it’s my fault. Humph.
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[Negi]: Who’s there? Asuna! No, don’t go! Wait!
[Asuna]: Watch where you put your feet.
[Negi]: You… you found these?
[Asuna]: I was out for a little swim and I happened to run across them. It’s no big deal.
[Negi]: You went swimming alone… at night?
[Asuna]: Yeah, you have some kind of problem with me swimming alone?! I’m happy for you they weren’t broken. I’m going now. And don’t stop me again.
[Negi]: Asuna!
[Asuna]: I said-
[Negi]: The sky… It’s more beautiful than I’ve ever seen it. Oh… I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to stop you again. Thank for finding my glasses.
[Asuna]: What? Oh, right. Well, thanks, too.I mean, without you, I wouldn’t have been able to see this sunrise.
[Negi]: Huh?
[Asuna]: Let’s go swim.
[Negi]: What?
[Asuna]: Let’s go swimming.
[Negi]: You mean, right now?
[Asuna]: No arguing! Come on!
[Negi]: You scared me! Seriously, Asuna, that was rather reckless of you!
[Asuna]: I’m sorry. You know, when you told me it wasn’t any of my business, it hurt my feelings, I guess more than I would have expected. I mean, someone has to watch out for you. I worry about you so much.
[Negi]: Asuna, I’m sorry, too.
[Asuna]: I’m going to protect you. So, don’t tell me something is not my business. Everything is! After all, we’re partners, right?
[Negi]: Asuna… I can’t!
[Asuna]: Huh?
[Negi]: I mean, I’m still only 10 years old!
[Asuna]: What?
[Negi]: It’s not you…
[Asuna]: Stupid! That’s not what I meant!
[Negi]: Huh? Oh! I’m so sorry!
[Asuna]: I mean, as if.
[Negi]: Thank you, Asuna.
[Negi & Asuna]: A submarine?!
[Class (together)]: --Hi Negi!
[Asuna]: Huh?
[Negi]: You guys…
[Ayaka]: Sneaking around behind my back…
[Konoka]: What does it matter? They’ve made up and all is well.
[Ayaka]: Next time, maybe I’ll just have to be the one to have a fight with Negi.