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[Text]: 15 years ago...
Vampire girl met the legendary man somewhere in the west.
He was the most famous magister magi called --Thousand Master--.
With 1000 kinds of magic, there was never the person who matched him.
However, he was not overbearing at all without treating oneself.
He roamed about the world and saved underprivileged people.
There is not a person to know what he does where as of now.

[Negi]: Father...

Flashback

[Nagi]: Come...
Evangeline!

[Evangeline]: Not yet.
Don't get cocky,
Thousand Master!

[Nagi]: Come...
Eva!

[Evangeline: No, not yet.
I'm just getting started,
Thousand Master!

[Negi's Headmaster]: Negi Springfield!

[Negi]: Yes, Sir!

[Negi (thoughts)]: Father, I have successfully graduated from wizard school.
My training as a wizard is still to come,
but I will work hard.
I will work hard and become a wizard like you, Father.
So, please watch me, Father.

[Negi's Headmaster]: Negi Springfield!

[Negi]: Yes!

[Negi (thoughts)]: Father, I wish you could be here. I finally graduated from the magic academy
and I'm ready to start my wizardry training.
I promise you'd be proud of me.
I'll do whatever it takes to be just like you, Father.
So, please watch over me. I need you.

[Evangeline]: At last, he will come here.
His son.
Oh, I need... more blood.

[Evangeline]: He's coming here.
The son of Thousand Master.
I need blood.

[Negi]: So this is the place...

[Negi]: I'm here...

Flashback

[Text]: Country; Japan
Duty;
Teacher at mahora-gakuen girls junior high class

[Negi]: What?! A school teacher?!

[Nekane]: Well, it seems you'll be training in Japan, Negi.
I've been there once myself. It's a nice place.

[Anya]: Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

[Nekane]: Anya...

[Anya]: There's no way Negi can be a junior high school teacher!
And of an all girls' class at that!
Negi, go talk to the principal and have him change your place of training!

[Nekane]: That won't be possible, Anya.

[Anya]: But Nekane-san!

[Nekane]: Negi, are you worried?

[Negi]: What? Yeah, a little...

[Anya]: Not "a little"! You mean "a lot," don't you?! Japan is super far!
A wuss like you, you're going to end up coming home crying in no time!

[Nekane]: Anya.

[Anya]: But it's the truth!

[Nekane]: Certainly, Japan is far.
But you want to become a high-level wizard, right, Negi?
Then you'll have to work hard.

[Negi]: Sis...
Right!

[Anya]: Impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
Impossible! Impossible! Impossible!
--It's totally impossible!

[Nekane]: --Oh, Anya.

[Anya]: --Impossible, I tell you! Impossible!

[Negi (thoughts)]: --Japan... Mahora Academy...

[Text]: Country; Japan
Duty;
Teacher at mahora-gakuen girls junior high class

[Negi]: What?! I'm going to be a school teacher?!

[Nekane]: Yes, not only teaching, but it seems you'll have to live in Japan, Negi.
You know, I've been there before and I thought it couldn't have been lovelier.

[Anya]: Ridiculous! This is ridiculous!

[Nekane]: Anya...

[Anya]: No, absolutely not! There's no way he can be a teacher at a middle school!
And on top of that, it's all girls'!
Negi, you should go talk to the principal and have him send you to train somewhere else!

[Nekane]: You know he cannot, Anya.

[Anya]: Yes, but Nekane!

[Nekane]: Negi, are you worried?

[Negi]: Um, yes, a little...

[Anya]: You have got to be kidding me! Just "a little"?
Try "a lot"! Japan is forever away!
And nothing personal, Negi, but you're such a baby, you'll come home crying in no time and you know it!

[Nekane]: Now, Anya.

[Anya]: Don't "now, Anya" me, it's the truth!

[Nekane]: Well it is true that Japan is far away.
Negi, you said you would do whatever it took to become a high-powered wizard.
However, are you willing to do this?

[Negi]: Of course I am...

[Anya]: What!
What bullocks!
This is absolutely ridiculous!
--I can't even believe what I'm hearing right now!

[Nekane]: --Oh, Anya.

[Anya]: --**You being a kid and all!

[Negi (thoughts)]: --Mahora Academy...

[Chamo]: You okay, Bro?

[Negi]: Ch-Chamo-kun...

[Chamo]: You're stiff with nerves!
At this rate, it'll be just like Anya said.
The gals of Japan are gonna walk all over you.
You have to look sharp more! Look sharp!
This is no good.
Huh?

[Chamo & Negi]: Huh?
Huh? Huh?
What?!

[Chamo]: Negi, my man, you need to relax.

[Negi]: Oh! C-C-C-Chamo!

[Chamo]: You are freaking out, bro!
Do you want those Japanese school girls to walk all over ya?
You need to keep it together!
Take a breath and man up because it's your time to shine!
I have a bad feeling about this.

Title Card: "What! 31 students right off the bat?!"
by Negi

[Narrator]: Mahora Academy!
It is a city in and of itself.
Within its vast campus are a multitude of educational facilities
covering kindergarten to university
and the student population is easily over 30,000.
As a home to education, it is surround by abundant nature
and from transit systems to communal facilities, hospitals,
gigantic shopping arcades, and restaurants,
there is plenty here to lead a full life.
This place is truly a dream of an academic city.
Incidentally, students junior high and on are required to live on campus.

[Konoka]: Asuna!
Come on, Asuna!
Sheesh. You're going to be late again.

[Asuna]: Five more minutes...

[Konoka]: You said five minutes just earlier.

[Asuna]: Then ten more minutes...

[Konoka]: You shouldn't keep putting it off.
Yes?

[Setsuna]: Ojousama, I am here to escort you.

[Konoka]: Oh, Secchan, it's open.

[Setsuna]: Good morning.

[Konoka]: Morning, Secchan.

[Setsuna]: Again?

[Konoka]: Yeah...

[Setsuna]: If she cannot get up, she should just forget about delivering papers.

[Konoka]: So you say, but she's on a newspaper scholarship, so...

[Asuna]: Fifteen more minutes...

[Konoka]: There she goes, putting it off again.

[Setsuna]: Shall I wake her?

[Konoka]: What do you plan to do?
Oh...

[Setsuna]:Let us go, or you will be late, Ojousama.

[Konoka]: Yeah, but...

[Setsuna]: "Solitude such that when you die, no one will pick up your corpse."

[Konoka]: I don't think that's the right meaning...

[Asuna]: Twenty more minutes...

[Setsuna]: I am cutting her down!

[Konoka]: Oh, uh, let's go! Let's go!

[Narrator]: Mahora Academy!
A city in and of itself.
Numerous educational facilities are located within its massive campus.
At least 30,000 are
enrolled from kindergarten through university.
Surrounded my nature, Mahora Academy
is truly a home to education,
with transit systems, community centers,
hospitals, shopping malls, and restaurants,
there is plenty here to lead to a full life.
Incidentally, students attending middle school and above are required to live on campus.

[Konoka]: Asuna!
Rise and shine!
Now! You've slept in too long already!

[Asuna]: Just five more...

[Konoka]: I think I'm beginning to feel like your own personal snooze button.

[Asuna]: Okay, by five I meant ten...

[Konoka]: You'll have to get up eventually.
Yeah?

[Setsuna]: Miss Konoka, I've come to escort you.

[Konoka]: Oh, hey Setsuna! The door's open, come in!

[Setsuna]: I would like to say good morning.

[Konoka]: And a good morning to you.

[Setsuna]: She's still asleep?

[Konoka]: Yeah, I can't get her up...

[Setsuna]: If getting out of bed is such a big deal, then maybe she shouldn't be delivering papers.

[Konoka]: I know, but with her journalism scholarship, she doesn't have much of a choice.

[Asuna]: Can we make it fifteen...?

[Konoka]: What am I going to do with her?

[Setsuna]: Let me wake her up for you.

[Konoka]: Oh no, but thanks anyway.
Oh...

[Setsuna]: Look, we need to leave now or else you'll end up being late, too.

[Konoka]: I can't just leave her.

[Setsuna]: Tell me again, how many times have you woken her up?

[Konoka]: Well, I sort of stopped counting after six times.

[Asuna]: All I need is twenty more...

[Setsuna]: Ridiculous!

[Konoka]: Okay, no biggie! We'll go!

[Negi]: A-Are you okay, Chamo?

[Chamo]: I thought I was dead, Bro.
Japan sure is a scary place.
Chip...

[Negi]: Chamo-kun, your front tooth!

[Chamo]: Thas scaref me.
So that didn't work, after all!
Oh, it's over!
An ermine without a front tooth
is like frozen mandarin oranges left on the windowsill for 2 hours!

[Negi]: I don't understand what you're saying, Chamo-kun.

[Chamo]: It means I'm a droopy, pulpy mess, Bro!

[Negi]: Oh, I see...

[Chamo]: I should never have come to Japan!

[Negi]: All right!

[Chamo]: Bro, what're you gonna do?

[Negi]: I'll put your tooth back together.

[Chamo]: Bro, don't tell me you're gonna use magic?!
Y-You can't! If people find out that you're a wizard,
you'll be punished severely!

[Negi]: It'll be fine.
Everyone's gone to school, so there's no one around here.
Oh, here it is, here it is.

[Chamo]: Bho...

[Negi]: Okay, here it goes!
Rastel Maskil Magister!
O Spirit of Time, come forth.
Lay your hand upon me and transcend time.
Soil to wold roses, sand to gravestones.
Tel ma amorista!

[Text]: TOOTH

[Chamo]: Wow, you did it!
You're awesome, Bro!
Bro, this is awful! We've been seen!

[Negi]: Uh, uh, um...
D-Did you see that?
Did you just see that?

[Chamo]: Bro! Her memory!
Use magic to erase her memory!

[Negi]: Oh, right!
Okay!

[Konoka]: Asuna!
Thank goodness.
You got up.
Come on, let's hurry up and go to school.
Asuna?

[Setsuna]: It seems she is only physically up.

[Konoka]: Sheesh. Come on, let's go!
Hey, now, get a grip, Asuna!

[Negi]: She's gone...
What should I do, Chamo-kun?

[Chamo]: W-We're probably okay.
Since it looked like that girl was super groggy.

[Negi]: I wonder if it'll be okay...

[Chamo]: It'll be okay! It'll be okay!
No problem!
Oh, Bro, it'll be okay! I'm telling you, it'll be okay!

[Takamichi]: What's this? Crying already?

[Chamo]: Wh-Who the hell're you?!

[Negi]: Takamichi!

[Chamo]: Wh-What?!

[Takamichi]: Long time no see, Negi.

[Evangeline]: Good grief.
What an utter child.

[Negi]: Uh, Chamo, are you okay?

[Chamo]: I saw my life flash before my eyes, Negi.
No joke, it was like that time I fell into the toilet!
If that my toof?

[Negi]: Yes, Chamo! It totally is!

[Chamo]: Son, I was seriously stressin'.
I don't understand why that didn't work!
World, why have you forsaken me?
An ermine without a front tooth
is like frozen mandarin oranges left on the windowsill for 2 hours!

[Negi]: I'm sorry, but you lost me at frozen oranges.

[Chamo]: Don't you get it? I'm nothing more than a droopy poopy mess!

[Negi]: Oh, yes. That does make sense.

[Chamo]: I never should have come to Japan in the first place!

[Negi]: Wait!

[Chamo]: Don't toy with my emotions!

[Negi]: Don't worry, Chamo! I think I can put your tooth back together.

[Chamo]: No wait! You can't use your magic!
If people found out you're a wizard, you'd be in so much trouble, it's not even funny!
It's not worth it! Not for me!

[Negi]: No really, we'll be just fine.
And besides, everyone's gone to school already, so there's nobody around to see anything.
And it looks like it'll work!

[Chamo]: I suure hope so.

[Negi]: **Right here right now!
Rastel Maskil Magister!
O Spirit of Time, come forth.
Lay your hand upon me and transcend time.
Soil to wild roses, and sand to gravestones.
Tel ma amorista!

[Text]: TOOTH

[Chamo]: And it's good!
Man, I love ya!
What the hell, Bro! We just got made!

[Negi]: Uh, uh, um...
Um, excuse me, Miss?
You didn't see anything, did you?

[Chamo]: Yo! Her memory!
You need to use magic to erase her memory!

[Negi]: Right, good idea!
Okay!

[Konoka]: Asuna!
You finally got up!
Good for you, Asuna.
Come on, we better hurry or we'll be late.
Asuna?

[Setsuna]: She may be standing, but I'm pretty sure she's still asleep.

[Konoka]: Oh, good grief, let's go already!
Stand up, Asuna, we can't drag you the whole way!

[Negi]: What am I supposed to do now?

[Chamo]: Heh heh, we're probably fine.
She looked a little too out of it to know what was going on.

[Negi]: **What am I going to do?

[Chamo]: Trust me, kid, it's fine!
No problem!
Would I lie? Have I ever steered you wrong before, Negi? Would I do that to ya?

[Takamichi]: Oh please, don't tell me you're already crying.

[Chamo]: Hey, who the hell're you?!

[Negi]: Takamichi!

[Chamo]: Eh, what?!

[Takamichi]: Hey, kiddo. Long time no see, eh?

[Evangeline]: Pathetic.
He's nothing more than a silly child.

[Konoka]: Asuna!

[Fuuka & Fumika]: You were attacked by Dracula?!

[Makie]: Yeah, last night.

{Fuuka]: No way!

[Fumika]: I can't believe it!

[Makie]: It's true, it's true.

[Kaede]: That is an unbelievable story.

[Fuuka]: That's scary!

[Fumika]: I won't be able to walk outside at night now!

[Natsumi]: Chizu-nee, does Dracula really exist?

[Chizuru]: That is wholly up to how you feel about it, Natsumi.

[Natsumi]: I don't understand what you mean by that.

[Chao]: Satsuki, what country is Dracula from?

[Satsuki]: Who knows? A lot of countries have legends about him.

[Chao]: If he's from a country where people eat pork buns, he's a good person!

[Satsuki]: So your point of reference is the pork bun, huh?

[Fuuka & Fumika]: You were attacked?! By a vampire?!

[Makie]: Yep, it was last night.

{Fuuka]: No way!

[Fumika]: Please tell me you're just joking.

[Makie]: Nope, it's true!

[Kaede]: Really? Cuz you have to admit, your story is kinda hard to believe.

[Fuuka]: We believe you!

[Fumika]: Yeah, I have goosebumps and everything!

[Natsumi]: hey Chizuru, vampires don't actually exist, do they?

[Chizuru]: Well, Natsumi, that's entirely up to you, don't you think?

[Natsumi]: Right, but I'm asking you cuz I don't know.

[Chao]: Satsuki, what country is Dracula originally from?

[Satsuki]: There's a lot of countries that have different legends about him.

[Chao]: If he's from a country where people eat pork buns, then that's cool!

[Satsuki]: So your point of reference is the pork bun?

[Chamo]: Wow! So you're a wizard, too?!

[Negi]: For a time, when I was little, I was learning magic from Takamichi.

[Takamichi]: You haven't changed one bit, Negi-kun.

[Negi]: I have changed!
I even graduated properly from magic school!

[Takamichi]: But you're still a crybaby.
I was only kidding.

[Negi]: Takamichi, you meanie!

[Takamichi]: Now, come on in.
I'll introduce you to the other teachers.

[Chamo]: Wow! What is this? A wizard/teacher convention?

[Negi]: Oh, actually, when I was little. Takamachi taught me magic for a while.

[Takamichi]: When you were little? You're still the same size!

[Negi]: No I'm not!
How can you say that? I am so much taller!

[Takamichi]: Are you gonna start crying again?
I'm kidding you, Neg. It's only a joke.

[Negi]: I didn't think it was very funny.

[Takamichi]: Don't be so serious.
Come on in, I'll introduce you to the other teachers.

[Shiina]: Say, Maki-chan.
So, where was it that you were attacked?

[Makie]: On the path next to the girls' dorm.
When I was jogging late last night...

[Misa]: You were bitten?!

[Makie]: Yeah. See?

[Madoka]: You're not experiencing any physical changes?

[Makie]: Not really.
I mean, all that happened was that my blood got sucked.

[Shiina, Madoka, & Misa]: "All that happened?!"

[Ayaka]: What rubbish.
There is no way Dracula exists.

[Makie]: Class Rep! It's true!

[Ayaka]: You must have dreamed it or something.

[Makie]: I didn't! I even have the bite mark! Look!

[Ayaka]: You must have been bitten by an insect or something.

[Makie]: Class Rep!

[Asuna]: Rawrr! Made it, just in the nick of time!

[Shiina]: So hey, Makie?
Where were you when you were attacked last night?

[Makie]: Oh, I had just gone jogging...
It was on the path next to the girls' dorm rooms.

[Misa]: That thing bit you?!

[Makie]: Hello? Vampire.

[Madoka]: In that case, do you feel any different?

[Makie]: Not really.
I mean, all that happened was that a little blood got sucked.

[Shiina, Madoka, & Misa]: Say what?!

[Ayaka]: Whatever.
This is so stupid. Vampires don't even exist.

[Makie]: Oh, really? Tell that to my neck!

[Ayaka]: I'm sure you dreamed it or something.

[Makie]: No I did not! I can't dream a bite! Look!

[Ayaka]: More than likely an insect of some sort.

[Makie]: It was a vampire!

[Asuna]: Yeah! We so made it and right on time!

[Takamichi]: It's imortant to start off on the right foot. Give it your best effort.

[Negi]: Yes, Takahata-sensei!

[Takamichi]: Now, this class can be quite a challenge.

[Negi]: Thanks, but I'm sure I'll be fine.

[Asuna]: That's not Dracula!
That's a chupacabra!

[Shiina, Madoka, & Misa]: A chupacabra?

[Makie]: What's that?

[Yue]: Chupacabra is a bloodsucking creature, of which little is known.
It has been reportedly sighted in South America.
Right, Nodoka?

[Nodoka]: Oh, sorry. I don't really know about things like that.

[Haruna]: There.
Something like this?

[**Makie]: What? Was that what it looks like?

[Yue]: It has some embellishments, but it is pretty good.
Just what I would expect of you, Haruna.

[Haruna]: Right?

[Yuuna]: Let me see.
Whoa, I don't really know what to say...

[Ako]: It's creepy.

[Akira]: You think so? It's cute.

[Misora]: What?! How?! Which part?

[Ku]: Is this the guy?!
Damn evil rabble preying on helpless girls!
I, Master Ku, will send them to the grave with one righteous blow!
Ai-ya!
Ooh, that was close.

[Ayaka]: Ku Fei-san, karate is strictly prohibited in the classroom.
It's dangerous for you to indiscriminately flail about!

[Ku]: It's not karate. It's Chinese martial arts.
Besides, I'm "Master Ku."

[Ayaka]: It does not matter which it is!

[Kazumi]: A bloodsucking creature of which little is known, huh?
If I capture it in a photograph,
it'll be the greatest scoop since the school paper started!

[Sayo]: I wish you luck!

[Kazumi]: Thanks!
Huh? I just thought I heard something...

[Makie]: I feel like something isn't quite right.

[Fuuka & Fumika]: What?! It's not?!

[Asuna]: It's got to be this!
Chupacabra!

[Ayaka]: Asuna-san, enough is enough.
There is no way such a freakish creature is on our campus!

[Asuna]: What?! Chupacabras do too exist!

[Ayaka]: No, they do not!
More importantly, do something about your attire!

[Asuna]: Huh?

[Ayaka]: Your socks are mismatched.
Your blouse is buttoned up wrong.
And look, even your skirt! It's on backwards!

[Setsuna]: I see.

[Konoka]: She's right.
I didn't notice because I dragged her here in a hurry.

[Asuna]: Huh?
You're right! This is awful!

[Ayaka]: This is no laughing matter!
You are a second year in junior high, so pull yourself together a little more!

[Makie]: There, there, Class Rep.

[Ku]: It's cute! It's very Asuna!

[Yue]: But I am glad for you.
That Takahata-sensei did not see you like that.

[Asuna]: What? Uh...

[Konoka]: For real.

[Haruna]: Asuna has a crush on Takahata-sensei, after all.

[Makie]: If she were seen like this, she'd explode and die.

[Asuna]: I suppose.

[Takamichi]: What's this, Asuna-kun? You look like you're having fun.

[Konoka]: Asuna?!

[Negi]: A-Are you all right?!

[Asuna]: There's no way it's a vampire.
It's a chupacabra!

[Shiina, Madoka, & Misa]: A chupacabra?

[Makie]: Sorry, a what?

[Yue]: A chupacabra is a violent bloodsucking creature, of which little is known.
The only reported sightings have been in South America. Right, Nodoka?

[Nodoka]: Huh? Oh, well um, I'm sorry. I don't really know about those things.

[Haruna]: Okay.
This is totally what it looks like.

[Makie]: What? That's what bit me?

[Yue]: It might be a little exaggerated, but she's got the general idea.
Good job, Haruna.

[Haruna]: I know, right?

[Yuuna]: Let me see.
Oh, wow. I feel sorta...

[Ako]: ...like I'm gonna hurl.

[Akira]: I don't know. I think it's kinda cute.

[Misora]: What?! I mean, how?! Which part?

[Ku]: So this is him, huh?
Damn evil bastard preying on innocent girls!
I, Master Ku, will take care of him with one righteous blow!
Hai-ya!
Oh, that was a close one.

[Ayaka]: Fei Ku, you idiot. Karate is prohibited in class.
It's dangerous us to have you indiscriminately flailing around!

[Ku]: Just so you know, it's not karate. It's Chinese martial arts.
More importantly, I am "Master Ku."

[Ayaka]: Oh, it doesn't matter!

[Kazumi]: A bloodsucking creature of which little is known...
If I can get this picture,
I'll have the biggest scoop in the whole history of the school newspaper.

[Sayo]: Oh, yeah! I believe you can do it!

[Kazumi]: Am I just hearing things? Who said that?

[Makie]: Well, I don't know. I still feel like it's not right yet.

[Fuuka & Fumika]: Wait, what do you mean it's not right yet?!

[Asuna]: Noo! It's 100% right!
It's chupacabra!

[Ayaka]: Asuna, you need to stop it right now!
There is no way such a freakishly disgusting creature would be on our campus!

[Asuna]: What?! How can you be so sure?! It's chupacabra!

[Ayaka]: it's not real!
And more importantly, you really need to fix your uniform!

[Asuna]: Huh?

[Ayaka]: Your socks don't match.
Your shirt is buttoned up all wrong.
And look, I don't know how you did it, but your skirt is on backwards.

[Setsuna]: Wow, that's bad.

[Konoka]: Oh no, she's right.
We were in such a hurry, I didn't even pay attention to what she was wearing.

{Asuna]: Huh?
Well you're right about one thing, I look awful! I mean it's like I totally woke up late and didn't look in the mirror!

[Ayaka]: I don't see what's so funny about a girl who can't act her age.
I mean, seriously? It's kind of sad.

[Makie]: Oh, calm down, Class Rep.

[Ku]: What are you, shocked? It's so Asuna.

[Yue]: Yep, and I'd like to point out,
you're really lucky Professor Takahata hasn't seen you like that.

[Asuna]: Uh...

[Konoka]: She has a good point, Asuna.

[Haruna]: Yeah, that'd be embarrassing, with your massive crush on him.

[Makie]: If he saw her now, she'd probably like explode and die.

[Asuna]: That would so suck.

[Takamichi]: Well, good morning, ladies. Looks like you're having fun.

[Konoka]: Asuna?!

[Negi]: Uh, are you going to be alright?

[Class (in unison]: What?!

[Makie]: This kid is our teacher?!

[Shiina, Madoka, & Misa]: You're lying!

[Takamichi]: It's no lie.
In place of Otsuki-sensei, who's on maternity leave, we're having him teach homeroom for Year 2, Class A starting today.
This is Negi Springfield-sensei.
Go on.

[Negi]: Right!

[Negi (thoughts)]: The girl from this morning is staring at me!
I wonder if she saw the magic, after all.

[Asuna]: Huh?

[Negi (thoughts)]: She did see me! What'll I do?!

[Asuna (thoughts)]: I feel like I've seen him somewhere before.
I can't remember...

[Takamichi]: Are you okay, Negi-kun?

[Negi]: What?
Oh, yes, pardon me.
I-It's nice to meet you, everyone. My name is Negi Springfield.

[Asuna]: Negi?

[Negi]: Starting today, I will be the homeroom teacher for this class,
as well as your English teacher.
I'm inexperienced at this, but I look forward to being your teacher.

[Class]: He's so cute!

[Nodoka]: He's so cute...

[Ayaka]: Negi-sensei...

[Negi]: Oh, e-everyone, I'm sorry.
Please... Please be quiet.

[Class]: He's so cute!

[Takamichi]: Hey, be quiet!

[Ayaka]: Everyone, be quiet!

[Takamichi]: Thank you, Ayaka-kun.

[Ayaka]: It was nothing.
I merely did my duty as the class representative.
Negi-sensei, if you have any questions regarding the class,
please ask me, Yukihiro Ayaka.

[Negi]: Oh, all right. I look forward to working with you, Yukihiro-san.

[Ayaka]: Yukihiro?
Please feel free to call me "Ayaka," Negi-sensei.

[Negi]: What? Uh, right...

[Chisame]: Sheesh, that boy lover.

[Satomi]: Considering the class rep's body temperature quotient, heart rate,
and the distribution of heat throughout her body, this is love (koi).

[Ku]: Oh-ho, so it's carp (koi).

[Mana]: Things are starting to get more interesting.

[Zazie]: Interesting. A resting doggy is interesting.

[Mana]: 35 points.

[Negi]: Then I will start by taking attendance.

[Negi (thoughts)]: She's scary!

[Asuna (thoughts)]: I can't remember...

[Class (in unison]: What?!

[Makie]: This kid is our teacher?!

[Shiina, Madoka, & Misa]: No way!

[Takamichi]: Oh, yes way.
He's actually filling in for Professor Otsuki.
She's on maternity leave, so he's your new homeroom teacher.
Give it up for Professor Negi Springfield.
Go on.

[Negi]: Mm.

[Negi (thoughts)]: Why won't she stop staring at me?!
I wonder if she really did know it was magic.
Bloody hell! She knows! What am I going to do?!

[Asuna (thoughts)]: I feel like I've seen him somewhere before.
Weird, can't remember...

[Takamichi]: Are you okay, Professor?

[Negi]: Hm?
Oh, yes, I'm fine.
Well, it is so nice to meet you, everyone. Once again, my name is Negi Springfield.

[Asuna]: Negi?

[Negi]: Starting today, I will be instructing English as well as being your homeroom teacher.
I'm a bit inexperienced, but I am very excited about the opportunity.

[Nodoka]: He's really cute...

[Ayaka]: Oh wow, Professor Negi...

[Negi]: Oh, no! I'm so sorry, everyone!
Please calm down. Please keep your seats. Please be quiet.

[Takamichi]: Alright, ladies, that is enough!

[Ayaka]: Everyone, be quiet!

[Takamichi]: Well, thank you so much, Ayaka.

[Ayaka]: It was nothing.
I was simply doing my duty as the class representative.
Professor Negi, if you have any questions about the class,
please don't hesitate to ask me. My name is Ayaka Yukihiro and I'm at your service.

[Negi]: Oh, all right. I look forward to working with you, Miss Yukihiro.

[Ayaka]: Actually, if it's okay with you...
I'd prefer you call me Ayaka, Professor Negi.

[Negi]: Well, okay...

[Chisame]: Good grief, what a heartbreaker.

[Satomi]: Considering the class rep's body temperature quotient, heart rate,
and the heat radiating over her body,
I'd say she's in love.

[Ku]: Oh my, very glub indeed.

[Mana]: Things are starting to get in-ter-resting.

[Zazie]: In-ter-resting. Who says that? Don't you mean in-trest-ing?

[Mana]: To-mate-o, to-mat-o.

[Negi]: Then I guess I'll start by taking attendance.

[Negi (thoughts)]: I wish she'd quit looking at me like that!

[Asuna (thoughts)]: Why can't I remember...

[Negi (thoughts)]: 31 students.
I'll memorize all their names by tomorrow.
Asuna-san, huh?
It doesn't seem like she's told everyone about the magic,
but I'd better erase her memory as soon as I can.
This person...
She was absent today.
Evangeline-san...

[Negi (thoughts)]: 31 students.
I'll memorize all their names tomorrow.
Asuna Kagurzaka.
I really don't think she told anyone about the magic,
but I will have to erase her memory just in case.
Who's this?
She wasn't in class today.
Evangeline...

[Chachamaru]: Please.

[Evangeline]: Right.
Tonight, I can finally escape this endless Hell.
Hot, hot hot hot!
You fool! That's hot!

[Chachamaru]: It is kind of you to say so.

[Evangeline]: That's not... the right thing to say.

[Chachamaru]: It's for you.

[Evangeline]: Yes.
Finally, tonight I'll be able to escape this Hell.
Hot, hot hot!
Stupid! You made me burn my tongue.

[Chachamaru]: How kind of you to say so.

[Evangeline]: That's not the right... reaction.

[Konoka]: Please excuse me, Dean.

[Konoemon]: When we're alone, I'm fine with you calling me "Grandfather."

[Konoka]: You're right.
So, what did you want to see me about, Grandfather?

[Konoemon]: Well, I actually have a favor to ask of you.

[Konoka]: A favor?

[Konoka]: Excuse me, Dean? You asked to see me?

[Konoemon]: When we're alone, it's okay to call me "Grandfather."

[Konoka]: Okay then.
Grandfather, what did you want to see me about?

[Konoemon]: Well, I actually have a favor to ask of you.

[Konoka]: A favor?

[Asuna]: I remember!

[Asuna]: Holy friggin' crap!

[Konoka]: Here, come on in.

[Negi]: Uh, okay.

[Konoka]: I'm sure you don't want to live in a girl's room,
but it's only until a room becomes available.

[Negi]: Right.

[Konoka]: Oh, yeah.
We're out of tea.
I'm going out to buy some.

[Negi]: Oh, Konoka-san...

[Chamo]: Isn't this great, Bro?! You're sharing a room with a gal!

[Negi]: This is not great.
Konoka-san!

[Chamo]: Oh, Bro!

[Negi]: Stop!

[Evangeline]: I have been waiting for this day.
Negi Springfield, son of the Thousand Master.

[Narrator]: A mysterious vampire woman, who knows Negi's history.
Who is she really?
What could she possibly be after?
Look forward to the next episode with keen interest!

[Konoka]: Here, it's okay! Come on in.

[Negi]: Thank you.

[Konoka]: I'm pretty sure the last place you probably want to live is in a girl's room,
but it's only until another one becomes available.

[Negi]: Right.

[Konoka]: Oh, yeah.
We don't have any tea right now,
but I'm on my way to get some.

[Negi]: Wait, Konoka!

[Chamo]: Ha, this is awesomeness! You got a chick roommate!

[Negi]: No, it isn't good at all.
Konoka!

[Chamo]: Ah, look!

[Negi]: Let her go!

[Evangeline]: I've awaited this day for a long time, Negi Springfield, it's you! The son of Thousand Master.

[Narrator]: How could this strange vampire woman know Negi's history?
Who is she really?
What could she possibly want?
Look forward to the next episode with nail-biting desperation!

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[Asuna]: Energetic as ever, Baka Red!

[Yue]: Carelessness is the greatest enemy! Baka Black!

[Kaede]: A frog leaps into its depths, Baka Blue!

[Ku]: For before and after meals, Baka Yellow!

[Makie]: We're all good friends, Baka Pi-

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[Asuna]: Super energetic, Dummy Red!

[Yue]: Fearlessly leading, Dummy Black!

[Kaede]: Always atheletic, Dummy Blue!

[Ku]: Usually eating, Dummy Yellow!

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