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[Touta]: Woah! What a massive road!
Such a waste no one’s using it!
[Yukihime]: The population of Japan has decreased a lot.
A quarter of the land is now uninhabited compared to its peak.
It’s not just Japan either, this has been happening worldwide.
[Touta]: Anyways, it seems no matter how long we walk that tower never gets closer.
[Yukihime]: You dare ignore me?
[Touta]: By the way, why are we walking there?
[Yukihime]: If we took public transit, we’d be a prime target for bounty hunters.
It would be a bloodbath for sure.
[Touta]: Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Capital! Capital! Onwards to the capital!
Woohoo!
[Yukihime]: You seem to be in high spirits.
[Touta]: That’s because we’re going somewhere where I won’t know anyone.
Which means loads of new friends to make!
[Yukihime]: Your naivete is exhausting.
[Touta]: When we get to the capital, I’m gonna make hundreds of friends!
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[Touta]: Look, a waterfall!
[Yukihime]: Tota.
[Touta]: Hm?
[Yukihime]: I feel the need to tell you,
you can never forget you’re immortal now.
[Touta]: Huh?
[Yukihime]: You will forever be 14 years old.
Be wary making bonds with others as you may come to regret it.
[Touta]: I’m gonna go take a bath in the river, I’ll be back.
[Yukihime]: Fine…
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[Touta]: Man, Yukihime sure sucks the fun out of things.
But I guess I never thought of immortality like that…
Being 14 forever and ever…
My friends’ll all grow up, and I’ll be stuck looking like this.
That’s definitely a buzz kill.
What’s this?
Ah, who are you?
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Opening
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<Episode Title: You Can’t Hate Someone You Meet Naked>
[Touta]: M-my bad.
[Kuromaru]: You scoundrel!
[Touta]: What the heck was that?! That was amazing!
[Kuromaru]: Who the hell are you?!
[Touta]: You’re a woma-
[Kuromaru]: Who are you calling a woman?!
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[Touta]: Sorry, my bad, my bad!
I saw your pretty face and assumed you were a woman.
But if you’re actually a man, I don’t know why you got so angry.
[Kuromaru]: Seems like a natural response when a complete stranger fondles your butt like that.
[Touta]: I said it was my bad.
[Kuromaru]: However…
this is the first time someone my age was able to avoid my sword.
I’m Kuromaru Tokisaka, well met.
Hey, I’m Tota Konoe, nice to meet you!
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[Kuromaru]: I see, so you’re headed to the capital.
[Touta]: Yeah, finally getting out of the boonies.
Where are you from?
[Kuromaru]: I came from up there.
[Touta]: Wha-?
Up there…
You mean the sky?!
[Kuromaru]: Yep.
[Touta]: Bro!
[Kuromaru]: You’re creeping me out.
[Touta]: I’ve always dreamed of going up there!
You gotta tell me all about it!
Did you come down the Orbital Elevator?
[Kuromaru]: Well, yeah, I guess.
[Touta]: No way! Are you, like, some rich kid or something?!
[Kuromaru]: Not rich but, well, I guess my family is pretty well off.
But…
I’ve been somewhat kicked out…
[Touta]: What?
[Kuromaru]: I am forbidden from returning home until I find “her” and complete my mission.
[Touta]: Wh-what a drag.
Who’s this woman you’re after?
[Kuromaru]: A vampire known as the Dark Evangel.
She appears to be a young girl, but is in fact 700 years old.
I’ve heard she’s recently put on the guise of an adult woman.
[Kuromaru (thought)]: He doesn’t have a reflection?!
[Touta]: Oh, there she is.
Over here!
Where’d you disappear to, Yukihime?
[Yukihime]: I was looking for somewhere to buy a drink.
I’d heard about these from that hot springs hotel we were at-
[Kuromaru]: Evangeline A.K. McDowell!
[Touta]: What, Kuro-?
[Yukihime]: Oh?
So, you’re Shinmei-ryu?
Haven’t seen one of you in a while.
[Touta]: Hey, Kuromaru, what the heck are you doing?
[Kuromaru]: You’re a vampire as well, aren’t you, Konoe-kun?
[Touta]: Huh?
[Kuromaru]: I hail from a clan known for hunting immortals, the Fushigari.
It is our duty to return villains like the two of you to the darkness from which you spawned.
[Touta]: Whoa, what are you say-?
[Kuromaru]: It’s a pity…
I had the feeling that we could have been friends.
Secret technique of the Shinmei-ryu…
Stone Cutter!
[Touta]: K-Kuromaru!
Kuromaru! Hey, Kuromaru!
What the heck are you doing, you crazy lady!
You killed him! What are we going to do now?!
[Yukihime]: Take another look.
[Touta]: The wound…
[Yukihime]: Looks like the immortal hunters are immortals themselves.
[Touta]: Immortals?
So, he’s…
Hey, Kuromaru.
You ok? Hey!
Kuromaru?
Well then.
[Kuromaru]: What the heck are you doing?!
[Touta]: That brought him back!
[Kuromaru]: What are you thinking trying to *peak down my pants?
[Touta]: I was just checking if you really had a willy.
[Kuromaru]: Don’t say “willy”!
[Touta]: Didn’t see anything though.
[Kuromaru]: I forgot!
I have to defeat Evangeline A.K. McDowell.
[Yukihime]: And yet you’ve already lost to me, have you not?
Pity.
[Kuromaru]: Not yet! It’s not over yet!
[Touta]: H-hey, c’mon. Give it a rest you two.
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[Kuromaru’s Brother]: Kuromaru, you must slay Evangeline A.K. McDowell.
While in the past she was known as the Dark Evangel,
she is now a mere ruin of her former self.
If you are unable to defeat her, you lack the qualifications to join the clan.
In the event that you fail in this duty, do not return.
Take that cursed body and fade into obscurity.
[Kuromaru]: Understood, Brother.
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[Kuromaru]: I must defeat you… I’ll accept no less.
No matter how far you run, I’ll follow.
[Yukihime]: Very well, boy.
If you can defeat my student Tota, I’ll face you.
There’s no point if you can’t beat him.
[Touta]: Huh?
Why are you roping me into this, Yukihime?
[Kuromaru]: I apologize, Konoe-kun, but I need you to fight me.
[Touta]: What? W-wait, Kuromaru…
Kuromaru, can’t we just talk-
[Kuromaru]: He dodged it?! How can he move like that?
[Touta]: Damnit, what are you doing?
The two of us don’t have any reason to fight!
[Kuromaru]: I’ve already told you my reason!
[Touta]: Fine, I get it, Kuromaru. We’ll fight.
But we’re going to add a condition to the fight.
The Winner gets one demand of the Loser.
[Kuromaru]: What are you saying?
[Touta]: I can’t fight without anything in it for me. It’s just stupid otherwise.
Also, it’s pretty unfair if only one of us has a sword.
[Kuromaru]: Fair enough.
I’ll accept your condition.
Either way, my wish is to face Evangeline in battle.
Take this.
[Touta]: Okay, and with that…
you’ve given me a reason to fight!
[Kuromaru]: What the-?!
[Touta]: Son of a-!
[Yukihime (thinking)]: Oh?
These two are actually pretty good.
[Touta (thinking)]: He’s damn strong!
Right, looks like I’ll have to try out what Yukihime’s been teaching me!
[Kuromaru (thinking)]: His style is all over the place, but his battle sense is amazing!
Even so, this fight…
is over!
If he’s a vampire, he’ll be forced to stop if I cut his head off.
I’m sorry, Konoe-kun.
[Touta]: Nice try…
but it looks like I win!
I thought I was going to die.
Oh wait, guess I can’t!
Oh, right!
Kuromaru!
You ok over there?
Yukihime, this’ll heal, won’t it? It’ll heal, right?
[Yukihime]: Who knows?
There are many different types of immortality after all.
[Touta]: Oh thank god, it healed.
[Yukihime]: *That an impressive regenerative ability.
[Kuromaru]: K-kill me!
It would be best if you just killed me now!
[Touta]: Idiot, we’re not going to kill you.
[Kuromaru]: Then what is your demand?
I-is it something perverted?
Are you going to do something perverted to me?!
[Touta]: What?
This is my demand…
[Kuromaru]: Huh?
[Touta]: Be my friend, Kuromaru.
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[Touta]: A bath is definitely the best thing after working up a sweat!
Good thing there was a place like this nearby.
Right, Kuromaru?
Huh? What are you doing?
[Kuromaru]: Stop staring at me!
Why am I going to the bath with you anyways?
[Touta]: Would you have preferred going with Yukihime?
This place doesn’t have mixed bathing, you know.
[Kuromaru]: That’s not what I meant!
You’re an immortal, I’m an immortal hunter!
We should be diehard enemies!
[Touta]: Nope, we’re best friends now!
We even signed a contract to prove it.
<Contract Text:> Contract
Best friends, till death do us part!
Tota Konoe
Kuromaru Tokisaka
[Kuromaru]: You forced me to sign that!
{Touta]: What am I hearing?
Is a man going back on his word?
Speaking of which, are you really a guy?
Why don’t you show me some proof-?
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[Kuromaru]: This truly is a great feeling.
It’s been so long since I’ve enjoyed a bath like this.
[Touta]: Hey, about your clan, is it really that strict?
[Kuromaru]: Why do you ask?
[Touta]: It’s just what you said, “If you fail, don’t come back, die.”
Doesn’t seem normal to me.
[Kuromaru]: I was ostracized by the whole family…
Because I’m immortal.
I think the order to defeat Evangeline was just to get me out of the way.
But, I still…
[Touta]: But that just means you don’t have a reason to go back there.
[Kuromaru]: Huh?
[Touta]: Come with us.
We’re all immortals after all.
We can hang out until you get bored of us. What do you say?
[Kuromaru]: How can you speak to me like that?!
[Touta]: Because we’re friends.
[Kuromaru]: You can’t become friends with someone that quickly.
[Touta]: You’re such a downer.
[Kuromaru]: Leave me be, this is just who I am.
[Touta]: Ok then, Kuromaru…
let’s go peek in the girl’s bath!
[Kuromaru]: What on earth are you talking about?!
Yukihime should be in there right now!
It’s just at the top of the cliff!
[Kuromaru]: But I still don’t understand wny?!
[Touta]: Calm down.
Yukihime’s got a rocking body.
[Kuromaru]: I-I’m not interested in her body!
[Touta]: Yeah, neither am I.
[Kuromaru]: Huh?
[Touta]: I’ve lived with her for two years.
I’ve seen her getting out of the bath naked plenty of times.
[Kuromaru]: Then why do you want to peek?!
[Touta]: Because it means we get to climb that cliff!
[Kuromaru]: What?
[Touta]: And because I heard it’s what guys do when they get together in public baths.
[Kuromaru]: I haven’t the foggiest idea what you’re talking about.
Not to mean, *she’s fearsome the Dark Evangel.
One of the top ranking vampires in the world!
Who knows that horror awaits us?
[Touta]: That’s even more reason to do it!
Let’s have a look!
[Kuromaru]: No, you don’t get it…
[Touta]: I guess I’ll just have to go it alone if you won’t join me!
[Evangeline]: My, my, you two sure are noisy.
I could hear everything.
[Touta]: Haven’t we met…?
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[Evangeline]: You did well, boy.
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[Touta]: You’re from before!
Which means you’re from the village?
[Evangeline]: Huh?
You don’t recognize me? Pathetic.
[Touta]: That’s cold!
[Yukihime]: It me. Me.
[Touta]: Yukihime? That shorty was you?
Why’d you shrink like that?!
[Yukihime]: Because that is what I really look like.
I use magical aging medicine to get this “rocking body”.
[Touta]: I see…
[Yukihime]: But you know, Tota, peeking into the women’s bath is…
really good for your health!
[Touta]: O-oh!
[Yukihime]: How about I cool down your enthusiasm?
If you can take this bath towel off me,
then I will have no choice but to show you my naked body.
[Touta]: Ah, no thanks.
[Yukihime]: Hm? What’s wrong?
[Touta]: So you’re really a washboard lolita?
That kind of thing doesn’t really do it for me…
[Yukihime]: Nivis Casus!
[Kuromaru]: Konoe?!
What is going on up there?
It can’t be! Has Evangeline shown her true colors?!
[Touta]: What are you doing, Yukihime?!
Wait, was that magic?!
[Yukihime]: You’ve yet to see this properly.
How about I show you some really old magic?
Magic without using any foolish Application.
Lic Lac La, Lac Lilac!
[Touta]” W-Wait a sec, what are you-?!
[Yukihime]: Iaculatio Grandinis!
<Text: GLACIER ICE SPEARS>
[Kuromaru]: Magic ice spears!
That power… She really is the Dark Evangel.
Konoe-kun?!
[Touta]: Thanks, friend!
[Kuromaru]: Wh-what?! I’m not-
Oh wait, you’re immortal, so I guess I didn’t have to save you.
[Touta]: Kuromaru…
throw me!
[Kuromaru]: Okay.
Go!
[Touta]: Yeah! We won!
[Kuromaru]: Konoe-kun!
[Yukihime]: Hm, you sure did.
Very well, I guess I’ll show you a little as a reward.
[Touta]: Oh, no thanks.
I’m not interested in older women.
[Yukihime]: Oh really?
You don’t seem to understand the appeal of a woman’s body!
[Touta]: I’m sorry!
Forgive me!
[Yukihime]: So now you want to peek?
[Touta]: I can’t breath!
Your toe’s in my eye!
[Kuromaru]: You two are so strange.
[Touta]: You finally smiled.
[Kuromaru]: Wh-who wouldn’t smile at that?
And besides, I guess we’re friends now, Konoe-kun.
[Touta]: You’re still a wet blanket though, call me Tota.
[Kuromaru]: T..Tota-kun…
[Touta]: No, just Tota.
[Kuromaru]: Tota… kun…
[Touta]: Oh well, doesn’t matter.
So you’re going to come with us?
[Kuromaru]: Yeah.
[Yukihime]: Kuromaru, how about you become my student?
I can train you to be strong enough to defeat me.
[Touta]: Hey, that’s a great idea, Yukihime!
It’s decided then!
[Kuromaru]: Hey, I didn’t agre-!
[Touta]: So we’re fellow disciples now, huh? I’ll be counting on you, Little Bro!
[Kuromaru]: Who are you calling brother?!
[Touta]: By the way, why are you wearing your towel like a girl?
[Yukihime]: Actually, I was wondering the same thing.
Let’s have a *peak.
[Kuromaru]: N-no.
We don’t *bath with strangers where I’m from, that’s why…
[Touta]: That’s a terrible excuse!
[Kuromaru]: H-hey!
[Touta]: Take it off, now!
[Kuromaru]: G-get away!
[Touta]: Take it off! C’mon!
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[Kuromaru (thinking)]: Brother, I may have found where I’m meant to belong.
[Touta]: Kuromaru!
Let’s go!
[Kuromaru]: Okay, Tota-kun!
Yukihime-dono, I’m looking forward to training under you!
[Yukihime]: Good, I’ll fight you any time.
[Touta]: All right!
I got a new friend and we’re heading off to the capital!
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[Touta]: But it still feels like we’re not getting any closer to the tower.
[Kuromaru]: Well, we ARE walking.
[Touta]: Hey, I just had a thought…
We met Kuromaru just five days after leaving the village, right?
[Yukihime]: Yes, I suppose.
[Touta]: Doesn’t that mean there are a lot of us in the world?
Immortals who don’t get old and don’t die?
[Yukihime]: Yes, I suppose there are a lot out there.
[Touta]: When what if we found them?
Let’s make a whole bunch of immortal friends and form a team.
[Kuromaru]: A team? What do you mean?
[Touta]: Oh, I was just thinking it would be great if we immortals could help people.
We can do a lot of good if we get a bunch of immortals together, or something like that.
We have such amazing powers, it’s a waste not using it for the greater good!
[Kuromaru]: Amazing power…
[Touta]: So, what do you think?
[Kuromaru]: I’ve never really thought of it that way before.
[Touta]: Huh? What’s so funny, Yukihime?
[Yukihime]: So you want to use your immortal powers for the good of the world?
I knew something who said something similar a long time ago.
[Touta]: Huh, really?
[Yukihime]: Maybe it was because I had too much free time and was bored,
but I thought it was a good idea.
That’s why the two of us made this organizati-
[Touta]: What’s going on?!
[Kuromaru]: Enemies?!
[Vasago]: Mistress Yukihime!
We have come to-
[Karin]: We have come to get you, Yukihime-sama.
I waited so long for the day we would meet once more.
[Touta]: What?!
Yukihime, who are these guys?!
[Karin]: You don’t call her “Yukihime-sama,” which means…
You are the ward Yukihime-sama was taking care of for the past two years.
To have such an enviable posi-
That is, to be such an outrageous person, I should kill you where you stand.
[Touta]: Woah, time out!
Why do you want to kill me all of the sudden?!
[Yukihime]: Stop it, Karin, he’s immortal too.
It’ll take too long.
I guess it’s time for work.
Tota, this is what I was about to tell you.
I’ve already made an organization of immortals.
The Immortal Family, UQ Holder.
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“Palace of the Immortals”
Such a waste no one’s using it!
[Yukihime]: The population of Japan has decreased a lot.
A quarter of the land is now uninhabited compared to its peak.
It’s not just Japan either, this has been happening worldwide.
[Touta]: Anyways, it seems no matter how long we walk that tower never gets closer.
[Yukihime]: You dare ignore me?
[Touta]: By the way, why are we walking there?
[Yukihime]: If we took public transit, we’d be a prime target for bounty hunters.
It would be a bloodbath for sure.
[Touta]: Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Capital! Capital! Onwards to the capital!
Woohoo!
[Yukihime]: You seem to be in high spirits.
[Touta]: That’s because we’re going somewhere where I won’t know anyone.
Which means loads of new friends to make!
[Yukihime]: Your naivete is exhausting.
[Touta]: When we get to the capital, I’m gonna make hundreds of friends!
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[Touta]: Look, a waterfall!
[Yukihime]: Tota.
[Touta]: Hm?
[Yukihime]: I feel the need to tell you,
you can never forget you’re immortal now.
[Touta]: Huh?
[Yukihime]: You will forever be 14 years old.
Be wary making bonds with others as you may come to regret it.
[Touta]: I’m gonna go take a bath in the river, I’ll be back.
[Yukihime]: Fine…
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[Touta]: Man, Yukihime sure sucks the fun out of things.
But I guess I never thought of immortality like that…
Being 14 forever and ever…
My friends’ll all grow up, and I’ll be stuck looking like this.
That’s definitely a buzz kill.
What’s this?
Ah, who are you?
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<Episode Title: You Can’t Hate Someone You Meet Naked>
[Touta]: M-my bad.
[Kuromaru]: You scoundrel!
[Touta]: What the heck was that?! That was amazing!
[Kuromaru]: Who the hell are you?!
[Touta]: You’re a woma-
[Kuromaru]: Who are you calling a woman?!
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[Touta]: Sorry, my bad, my bad!
I saw your pretty face and assumed you were a woman.
But if you’re actually a man, I don’t know why you got so angry.
[Kuromaru]: Seems like a natural response when a complete stranger fondles your butt like that.
[Touta]: I said it was my bad.
[Kuromaru]: However…
this is the first time someone my age was able to avoid my sword.
I’m Kuromaru Tokisaka, well met.
Hey, I’m Tota Konoe, nice to meet you!
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[Kuromaru]: I see, so you’re headed to the capital.
[Touta]: Yeah, finally getting out of the boonies.
Where are you from?
[Kuromaru]: I came from up there.
[Touta]: Wha-?
Up there…
You mean the sky?!
[Kuromaru]: Yep.
[Touta]: Bro!
[Kuromaru]: You’re creeping me out.
[Touta]: I’ve always dreamed of going up there!
You gotta tell me all about it!
Did you come down the Orbital Elevator?
[Kuromaru]: Well, yeah, I guess.
[Touta]: No way! Are you, like, some rich kid or something?!
[Kuromaru]: Not rich but, well, I guess my family is pretty well off.
But…
I’ve been somewhat kicked out…
[Touta]: What?
[Kuromaru]: I am forbidden from returning home until I find “her” and complete my mission.
[Touta]: Wh-what a drag.
Who’s this woman you’re after?
[Kuromaru]: A vampire known as the Dark Evangel.
She appears to be a young girl, but is in fact 700 years old.
I’ve heard she’s recently put on the guise of an adult woman.
[Kuromaru (thought)]: He doesn’t have a reflection?!
[Touta]: Oh, there she is.
Over here!
Where’d you disappear to, Yukihime?
[Yukihime]: I was looking for somewhere to buy a drink.
I’d heard about these from that hot springs hotel we were at-
[Kuromaru]: Evangeline A.K. McDowell!
[Touta]: What, Kuro-?
[Yukihime]: Oh?
So, you’re Shinmei-ryu?
Haven’t seen one of you in a while.
[Touta]: Hey, Kuromaru, what the heck are you doing?
[Kuromaru]: You’re a vampire as well, aren’t you, Konoe-kun?
[Touta]: Huh?
[Kuromaru]: I hail from a clan known for hunting immortals, the Fushigari.
It is our duty to return villains like the two of you to the darkness from which you spawned.
[Touta]: Whoa, what are you say-?
[Kuromaru]: It’s a pity…
I had the feeling that we could have been friends.
Secret technique of the Shinmei-ryu…
Stone Cutter!
[Touta]: K-Kuromaru!
Kuromaru! Hey, Kuromaru!
What the heck are you doing, you crazy lady!
You killed him! What are we going to do now?!
[Yukihime]: Take another look.
[Touta]: The wound…
[Yukihime]: Looks like the immortal hunters are immortals themselves.
[Touta]: Immortals?
So, he’s…
Hey, Kuromaru.
You ok? Hey!
Kuromaru?
Well then.
[Kuromaru]: What the heck are you doing?!
[Touta]: That brought him back!
[Kuromaru]: What are you thinking trying to *peak down my pants?
[Touta]: I was just checking if you really had a willy.
[Kuromaru]: Don’t say “willy”!
[Touta]: Didn’t see anything though.
[Kuromaru]: I forgot!
I have to defeat Evangeline A.K. McDowell.
[Yukihime]: And yet you’ve already lost to me, have you not?
Pity.
[Kuromaru]: Not yet! It’s not over yet!
[Touta]: H-hey, c’mon. Give it a rest you two.
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Flashback
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[Kuromaru’s Brother]: Kuromaru, you must slay Evangeline A.K. McDowell.
While in the past she was known as the Dark Evangel,
she is now a mere ruin of her former self.
If you are unable to defeat her, you lack the qualifications to join the clan.
In the event that you fail in this duty, do not return.
Take that cursed body and fade into obscurity.
[Kuromaru]: Understood, Brother.
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[Kuromaru]: I must defeat you… I’ll accept no less.
No matter how far you run, I’ll follow.
[Yukihime]: Very well, boy.
If you can defeat my student Tota, I’ll face you.
There’s no point if you can’t beat him.
[Touta]: Huh?
Why are you roping me into this, Yukihime?
[Kuromaru]: I apologize, Konoe-kun, but I need you to fight me.
[Touta]: What? W-wait, Kuromaru…
Kuromaru, can’t we just talk-
[Kuromaru]: He dodged it?! How can he move like that?
[Touta]: Damnit, what are you doing?
The two of us don’t have any reason to fight!
[Kuromaru]: I’ve already told you my reason!
[Touta]: Fine, I get it, Kuromaru. We’ll fight.
But we’re going to add a condition to the fight.
The Winner gets one demand of the Loser.
[Kuromaru]: What are you saying?
[Touta]: I can’t fight without anything in it for me. It’s just stupid otherwise.
Also, it’s pretty unfair if only one of us has a sword.
[Kuromaru]: Fair enough.
I’ll accept your condition.
Either way, my wish is to face Evangeline in battle.
Take this.
[Touta]: Okay, and with that…
you’ve given me a reason to fight!
[Kuromaru]: What the-?!
[Touta]: Son of a-!
[Yukihime (thinking)]: Oh?
These two are actually pretty good.
[Touta (thinking)]: He’s damn strong!
Right, looks like I’ll have to try out what Yukihime’s been teaching me!
[Kuromaru (thinking)]: His style is all over the place, but his battle sense is amazing!
Even so, this fight…
is over!
If he’s a vampire, he’ll be forced to stop if I cut his head off.
I’m sorry, Konoe-kun.
[Touta]: Nice try…
but it looks like I win!
I thought I was going to die.
Oh wait, guess I can’t!
Oh, right!
Kuromaru!
You ok over there?
Yukihime, this’ll heal, won’t it? It’ll heal, right?
[Yukihime]: Who knows?
There are many different types of immortality after all.
[Touta]: Oh thank god, it healed.
[Yukihime]: *That an impressive regenerative ability.
[Kuromaru]: K-kill me!
It would be best if you just killed me now!
[Touta]: Idiot, we’re not going to kill you.
[Kuromaru]: Then what is your demand?
I-is it something perverted?
Are you going to do something perverted to me?!
[Touta]: What?
This is my demand…
[Kuromaru]: Huh?
[Touta]: Be my friend, Kuromaru.
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[Touta]: A bath is definitely the best thing after working up a sweat!
Good thing there was a place like this nearby.
Right, Kuromaru?
Huh? What are you doing?
[Kuromaru]: Stop staring at me!
Why am I going to the bath with you anyways?
[Touta]: Would you have preferred going with Yukihime?
This place doesn’t have mixed bathing, you know.
[Kuromaru]: That’s not what I meant!
You’re an immortal, I’m an immortal hunter!
We should be diehard enemies!
[Touta]: Nope, we’re best friends now!
We even signed a contract to prove it.
<Contract Text:> Contract
Best friends, till death do us part!
Tota Konoe
Kuromaru Tokisaka
[Kuromaru]: You forced me to sign that!
{Touta]: What am I hearing?
Is a man going back on his word?
Speaking of which, are you really a guy?
Why don’t you show me some proof-?
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[Kuromaru]: This truly is a great feeling.
It’s been so long since I’ve enjoyed a bath like this.
[Touta]: Hey, about your clan, is it really that strict?
[Kuromaru]: Why do you ask?
[Touta]: It’s just what you said, “If you fail, don’t come back, die.”
Doesn’t seem normal to me.
[Kuromaru]: I was ostracized by the whole family…
Because I’m immortal.
I think the order to defeat Evangeline was just to get me out of the way.
But, I still…
[Touta]: But that just means you don’t have a reason to go back there.
[Kuromaru]: Huh?
[Touta]: Come with us.
We’re all immortals after all.
We can hang out until you get bored of us. What do you say?
[Kuromaru]: How can you speak to me like that?!
[Touta]: Because we’re friends.
[Kuromaru]: You can’t become friends with someone that quickly.
[Touta]: You’re such a downer.
[Kuromaru]: Leave me be, this is just who I am.
[Touta]: Ok then, Kuromaru…
let’s go peek in the girl’s bath!
[Kuromaru]: What on earth are you talking about?!
Yukihime should be in there right now!
It’s just at the top of the cliff!
[Kuromaru]: But I still don’t understand wny?!
[Touta]: Calm down.
Yukihime’s got a rocking body.
[Kuromaru]: I-I’m not interested in her body!
[Touta]: Yeah, neither am I.
[Kuromaru]: Huh?
[Touta]: I’ve lived with her for two years.
I’ve seen her getting out of the bath naked plenty of times.
[Kuromaru]: Then why do you want to peek?!
[Touta]: Because it means we get to climb that cliff!
[Kuromaru]: What?
[Touta]: And because I heard it’s what guys do when they get together in public baths.
[Kuromaru]: I haven’t the foggiest idea what you’re talking about.
Not to mean, *she’s fearsome the Dark Evangel.
One of the top ranking vampires in the world!
Who knows that horror awaits us?
[Touta]: That’s even more reason to do it!
Let’s have a look!
[Kuromaru]: No, you don’t get it…
[Touta]: I guess I’ll just have to go it alone if you won’t join me!
[Evangeline]: My, my, you two sure are noisy.
I could hear everything.
[Touta]: Haven’t we met…?
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Flashback
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[Evangeline]: You did well, boy.
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[Touta]: You’re from before!
Which means you’re from the village?
[Evangeline]: Huh?
You don’t recognize me? Pathetic.
[Touta]: That’s cold!
[Yukihime]: It me. Me.
[Touta]: Yukihime? That shorty was you?
Why’d you shrink like that?!
[Yukihime]: Because that is what I really look like.
I use magical aging medicine to get this “rocking body”.
[Touta]: I see…
[Yukihime]: But you know, Tota, peeking into the women’s bath is…
really good for your health!
[Touta]: O-oh!
[Yukihime]: How about I cool down your enthusiasm?
If you can take this bath towel off me,
then I will have no choice but to show you my naked body.
[Touta]: Ah, no thanks.
[Yukihime]: Hm? What’s wrong?
[Touta]: So you’re really a washboard lolita?
That kind of thing doesn’t really do it for me…
[Yukihime]: Nivis Casus!
[Kuromaru]: Konoe?!
What is going on up there?
It can’t be! Has Evangeline shown her true colors?!
[Touta]: What are you doing, Yukihime?!
Wait, was that magic?!
[Yukihime]: You’ve yet to see this properly.
How about I show you some really old magic?
Magic without using any foolish Application.
Lic Lac La, Lac Lilac!
[Touta]” W-Wait a sec, what are you-?!
[Yukihime]: Iaculatio Grandinis!
<Text: GLACIER ICE SPEARS>
[Kuromaru]: Magic ice spears!
That power… She really is the Dark Evangel.
Konoe-kun?!
[Touta]: Thanks, friend!
[Kuromaru]: Wh-what?! I’m not-
Oh wait, you’re immortal, so I guess I didn’t have to save you.
[Touta]: Kuromaru…
throw me!
[Kuromaru]: Okay.
Go!
[Touta]: Yeah! We won!
[Kuromaru]: Konoe-kun!
[Yukihime]: Hm, you sure did.
Very well, I guess I’ll show you a little as a reward.
[Touta]: Oh, no thanks.
I’m not interested in older women.
[Yukihime]: Oh really?
You don’t seem to understand the appeal of a woman’s body!
[Touta]: I’m sorry!
Forgive me!
[Yukihime]: So now you want to peek?
[Touta]: I can’t breath!
Your toe’s in my eye!
[Kuromaru]: You two are so strange.
[Touta]: You finally smiled.
[Kuromaru]: Wh-who wouldn’t smile at that?
And besides, I guess we’re friends now, Konoe-kun.
[Touta]: You’re still a wet blanket though, call me Tota.
[Kuromaru]: T..Tota-kun…
[Touta]: No, just Tota.
[Kuromaru]: Tota… kun…
[Touta]: Oh well, doesn’t matter.
So you’re going to come with us?
[Kuromaru]: Yeah.
[Yukihime]: Kuromaru, how about you become my student?
I can train you to be strong enough to defeat me.
[Touta]: Hey, that’s a great idea, Yukihime!
It’s decided then!
[Kuromaru]: Hey, I didn’t agre-!
[Touta]: So we’re fellow disciples now, huh? I’ll be counting on you, Little Bro!
[Kuromaru]: Who are you calling brother?!
[Touta]: By the way, why are you wearing your towel like a girl?
[Yukihime]: Actually, I was wondering the same thing.
Let’s have a *peak.
[Kuromaru]: N-no.
We don’t *bath with strangers where I’m from, that’s why…
[Touta]: That’s a terrible excuse!
[Kuromaru]: H-hey!
[Touta]: Take it off, now!
[Kuromaru]: G-get away!
[Touta]: Take it off! C’mon!
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[Kuromaru (thinking)]: Brother, I may have found where I’m meant to belong.
[Touta]: Kuromaru!
Let’s go!
[Kuromaru]: Okay, Tota-kun!
Yukihime-dono, I’m looking forward to training under you!
[Yukihime]: Good, I’ll fight you any time.
[Touta]: All right!
I got a new friend and we’re heading off to the capital!
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[Touta]: But it still feels like we’re not getting any closer to the tower.
[Kuromaru]: Well, we ARE walking.
[Touta]: Hey, I just had a thought…
We met Kuromaru just five days after leaving the village, right?
[Yukihime]: Yes, I suppose.
[Touta]: Doesn’t that mean there are a lot of us in the world?
Immortals who don’t get old and don’t die?
[Yukihime]: Yes, I suppose there are a lot out there.
[Touta]: When what if we found them?
Let’s make a whole bunch of immortal friends and form a team.
[Kuromaru]: A team? What do you mean?
[Touta]: Oh, I was just thinking it would be great if we immortals could help people.
We can do a lot of good if we get a bunch of immortals together, or something like that.
We have such amazing powers, it’s a waste not using it for the greater good!
[Kuromaru]: Amazing power…
[Touta]: So, what do you think?
[Kuromaru]: I’ve never really thought of it that way before.
[Touta]: Huh? What’s so funny, Yukihime?
[Yukihime]: So you want to use your immortal powers for the good of the world?
I knew something who said something similar a long time ago.
[Touta]: Huh, really?
[Yukihime]: Maybe it was because I had too much free time and was bored,
but I thought it was a good idea.
That’s why the two of us made this organizati-
[Touta]: What’s going on?!
[Kuromaru]: Enemies?!
[Vasago]: Mistress Yukihime!
We have come to-
[Karin]: We have come to get you, Yukihime-sama.
I waited so long for the day we would meet once more.
[Touta]: What?!
Yukihime, who are these guys?!
[Karin]: You don’t call her “Yukihime-sama,” which means…
You are the ward Yukihime-sama was taking care of for the past two years.
To have such an enviable posi-
That is, to be such an outrageous person, I should kill you where you stand.
[Touta]: Woah, time out!
Why do you want to kill me all of the sudden?!
[Yukihime]: Stop it, Karin, he’s immortal too.
It’ll take too long.
I guess it’s time for work.
Tota, this is what I was about to tell you.
I’ve already made an organization of immortals.
The Immortal Family, UQ Holder.
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Ending
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“Palace of the Immortals”